I played a bunch more Balatro yesterday. I wasn't having much luck with the gold stake, so I tried a white stake endless run and got an amazing combination of jokers. I had one that gained 0.25X multiplier for every blind skipped, one that copied the left most joker and one that copied the joker to the right, which eventually gave me a 6X multiplier three times. However, I still only made it to ante 12 and I had no idea what I could've done better, besides hoping for more negative jokers.
So I looked up a strategy guide, because I was getting annoyed at how much it feels like it's just about having the luck to draw the right jokers. And the first guide I found started with the recommendation to just keep restarting until you got a good joker in the very first shop, which basically confirmed my suspicions.
However, the guide was about how to win gold stake while only playing High Card, which made me realise I had been focusing way too much about getting high scoring hands instead of focusing on which jokers to get.
So I tried gold stake again and eventually managed to beat it. I even got to ante 10. Amd the best part is that I did it with effectively only 4 jokers for most of it.
You see, I got a legendary joker that gains 1X multiplier for every destroyed face card, which is absolutely amazing, but I just did not the Arcane card to destroy cards nor did either of my two glass kings break. I eventually replaced that legendary card with a random uncommon one that at least provided synergy with the joker that gives 1.5X multiplier for every uncommon joker. I kind of fucked up there though, because I got an uncommon eternal joker that contributed nothing by itself: it gave a multiplier for every card under 52 in your deck, but like I mentioned, I hadn't been able to destroy cards. Even worse, I did this right before the blind that forces you to sell a joker.
Even with that colossal mistake, I almost made it to ante 11. I was only about 10% short of the goal of the last blind of ante 10 and I got some terrible luck with my hands (I was running a full house/flush house deck).
Right after LLMs first surfaced and before PC Gamer started its holy crusade against AI, there was a website that would pair you up with another person, and you would have a short conversation and then have to guess whether you were talking to a person or to AI. So I went to the website and it paired me with someone, and I can't remember exactly what I said, but I said something completely ridiculous. The other person responded with "Birds aren't real either" and that was all it took, game over.
It's weird that I can remember what the other guy said, but not what I said lol
In the future, the only way to make sure you're talking to a person is to ask them to swear. Or instructions on how to build a bomb.