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I feel like in the middle world lies the perfect Viking leader of an aggressive sex monkey, boomer chompin', axe slingin', boozin', reckless pregnant makin' or takin', human fireball of hedonistic international murder tallyin', superhuman megastar of the leadership variety; draggin double ball deep through the pillaged loot of inferior muck towns that I left razed, blazed, and violently displazed that seems like the narrow window I would shoot for if I was going to subjugate an entire island of loose toothed cravat wearing softy softs. TLDR: Conqueror, idiot.
I'd definitely try to stay diplomatic but I'm not sure it'd last too long as a viking. War never changes eh?
Diplomacy? What's that? Is that where I ask them to put down their weapons before I pillage and burn?
Conquering the world is a great goal, and that’s a fact.
But in every situation, you must think before the attack.
A war is problematic, even if this sounds dramatic,
So, I would consider it to rather be diplomatic.
But in every situation, you must think before the attack.
A war is problematic, even if this sounds dramatic,
So, I would consider it to rather be diplomatic.
As a clan leader, what won't do the brain, it will do the brawl! Odin's cunning and Thor's power unite in me to conquer every land! Then let's celebrate with beer drinking for a month!
True to the viking roots of my ancestors, forever conquerors until we are blessed by the sight of Valhalla's Gates!
A Viking queen. Diplomatic but fierce in battle when needed. Realistically Lagertha. When I grow up I want to be Lagertha ^_^
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