He: “Babe, I’ve picked the perfect spot for our date tonight. You’re going to love it.”Yeah, that is a lot. I wonder is the AC pick deliberately on Valentine's?
He: "Sorry honey, got a major migraine, probably last all week. I'll make it up to you next year, I promise."
She: heaves big sigh of relief, goes back to Civ 7—hadn't been sure how she'd wangle out of the special date.
Her: “I’m excited, but why are you opening Ubisoft Connect?”
Proceeds to watch cherry blossoms in Photo Mode for hours