Dr. Rev. Jozef von Pishgenstein, esq., Archdirectorate of Community Evil, of course.
With several well-developed lairs and a new one the works, von Pishgenstein strives to maximize shenanigans and flim-flammery through artful use of confusing acronyms and exhaustion-inducing guidelines. Agents attempting to infiltrate his high-tech hideouts are dazed by meetings rife with polysyllabic over-explaining of simple concepts, that is if they aren't accosted by roving bands of (entirely volunteer!) henchmen first.