You know that BS about if you give, you get more back in return? That some mystical universe fairy says, "Ah, what a nice person, have a sack of Little Debbies!" It's all garbage. It's trash. It's hooey. The truth is the absolute opposite. When you give, you are expected to give more and more.
I started doing work for a children's literacy charity late last summer. Fast forward to the new year, and I now sit on the Board of Directors and also the Finance Committee. If the fact that I now have to go to meetings twice a month for the next 3 years when all I want to do is get fat and fall over like the people in
@WoodenSaucer 's movie WALL-E isn't bad enough, I was talking to the director this morning, and the following is as close to the relevant portion of our conversation as I can make it.
Ten minutes of conversation during which I must have missed something very important. Then:
Her: "I was thinking that instead of doing a story call-in number that we could do a monthly letter box. Those are popular. We do a story in 12 letters and the kids get one letter each month for a year."
Me: "That's a great idea. They'd have to read instead of just listening. Those letter subscriptions are very popular right now."
Her: "So you wouldn't mind?"
Me: "No, why would I mind?"
Her: "It wouldn't be that much work. We'll handle the mail from here...."
She keeps talking while I try to run the conversation over again in my head.
Me: "Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. I'm a little confused. Are you wanting me to write the story?"
Her: "Yeah, you don't mind?"
Me: "No, not at all."
Curse words stream through my head.
I guess if you run a charity you have to become adept at the trickery that traps mentally challenged, gullible folks who can't say "no" (me) into as much free labor as possible. That's alright. Time to start working on my 12 part masterpiece, "Sexy Nurse Brothel". The kids will love that.