JULY EPOS Bundle Giveaway for SpecialEffect

[NotSoSeriousNick]

You know, my ex-wife still misses me, but her aim's getting better!

 

[Inklament]

Hi, What are computers favorite snacks?

Microchips, phish sticks, and cookies. But just a few bytes of each.

 

[panda1892]

I broke up with my video game console, now it’s my ex-box.

 

[GluBlox]

My mom asked a man if playing video games caused real life health effects. He said yes, and she asked how he knew. He told her he had a hunch.

 

[ICDeadPpl]

Reasonable Doubt
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.
In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch.
"Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom."

He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly.
A minute passed. Nothing happened.

Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But, you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."

The jury, clearly confused,retired to deliberate.
A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty
"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door."

The jury foreman replied, "Oh, we looked, but your client didn't."

 

[RickyBamBam]

why is call of duty abbreviated as cod? I dunno, seems fishy to me…

 

[bh3bh3]

One day, Mr. Bean is sick and he went to the doctor.
The doctor gave him a medicine to drink.
Mr. Bean is cutting the sides..
Doctor:
Why are you cutting the sides?
Mr. Bean:
to avoid the side effects

 

[tettra]

Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.

 

[akira022]

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A video game character walks into a health bar...
... and he remarks "that's the fourth wall I've walked into today!"

 

[dylon]

whats 2+2 ?

Spoiler: 5

5

 

[aihuman]

What's the coolest condiment on a farm? Cool ranch.

 

[daniel.2]

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I once dreamt I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted.

 

[cand1d]

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says: "Hey, we actually have a drink named after you."
And the grasshopper goes: "You have a drink named Steve?"

 

[Tratto]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

 

[Botaz]

Why did the computer show up late for work?

Because it had a hard drive

 

[maxxii]

Joke:The librarian sneezed, and her snot got into the Guinness Book of Records.

but in general, the EPOS B20 microphone is pretty good, I hope I get it))) I've watched a lot of reviews, friends have it, it's good for their money

 

[Sasco1st]

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?




They were Prime mates.

 

[elgenericos]

I went to the buchery and bet Carl $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...

He said : Sorry man. The steaks are too high.

thank you Thank you

 

[Frindis]

Let's see if I can make one:

Why did Bob Ross paint happy little trees? Because it took less time than painting happy large trees.

 

[Brian Boru]

Let's see if I can make one

Yeah… Stick with the pre-builts

PS still not competing in contest

 

[Dahpeht]

Why did the melons have a traditional wedding?

They cantaloupe.

 

[KayC-P]

Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

otherwise known as: did you try turning it off and on again?

 

[Rumblebub]

Why couldn't the PC gamer stop crying?

He refused to be consoled.

 

[Scorch]

Little Annie swallowed live dynamite,where is she now?Everywhere!!!