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[Zloth]

I was driving today, and an SUV drove by with some company logo on it. Aperture Science.

Wait, WHAT!?!? As it happened, I was able to drive up alongside it at a stoplight. Yep, that's what it says! There was even a "We do what we must because we can" on the side!

That's some epic gamer credibility right there.

 

[Frindis]

Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson was some of the saddest boxing I have ever seen. I would not even call it a fight at all, it was friendly sparring between two people who got paid immensely. I'm not shocked that Netflix would host this garbage, but they could not even keep the live stream up, not to mention the commentary during the show was hilariously bad. At least the Reddit comments were fun to read, so I got something entertaining out of it after all.

 

[Frag Maniac]

Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson was some of the saddest boxing I have ever seen. I would not even call it a fight at all, it was friendly sparring between two people who got paid immensely. I'm not shocked that Netflix would host this garbage, but they could not even keep the live stream up, not to mention the commentary during the show was hilariously bad. At least the Reddit comments were fun to read, so I got something entertaining out of it after all.

Yeah my first inclination when I saw this advertised well before it aired was it's just a pathetic publicity stunt, that is not at all worth watching. I don't know much about Paul, but my view of Tyson ever since he bit a piece of Evander Holifield's ear off during his bout with him is he's more about disgracing the sport than representing it.

 

[ZedClampet]

It's amazing how apparently clueless I am about women.

I was at the pharmacy. They are always getting new pharmacists, but I'd seen this woman before. She asked how she could help me, and I said, "Didn't your eyes used to be green?" because she wore colored contacts and the other times I saw her they were green and now they were blue.

She became so happy and flustered that I had been noticing her eye colors that she couldn't talk straight for a second. I told my wife about it, and she told me to stop flirting with the pharmacist. I had no idea I was flirting with the pharmacist. I was just making an observation.

This is the kind of knowledge I would like to have had before I was in my late 50s.