Girlfriend pooped on gaming PC... (serious)

[gamingbo]

So, my girlfriend was drunk and she pooped right on my gaming PC!

To make things worse it was diarreah and it went inside the case...

My question is, what is the best way to clean it? There is some on GPU and Mobo.

Also the fans are full of it...

 

[drunkpunk]

Also the fans are full of it...

So it truly hit the fan, eh?

That's all I had to contribute to this one, I definitely have more questions here than answers....

 

[Lutfij]

Not quite sure if I want to aid you with this one since it will inevitably require me to ask for pics to the extent of the...damage. Also, please don't post a picture. Words will be enough for this post!

FYI, you're literally going to have to get your hands dirty on this one.

 

[Kaamos_Llama]

I..... Uhh...

Put it in the dishwasher. (Seriously)

 

[Lutfij]

and who's going to wash the dishwasher when the session is over...?

 

[Zloth]

Yeah, really, this is going to be bad. I think you're probably going to need a whole new computer. Hopefully you can salvage the hard drives/SSDs and, if you're lucky, the video card. I don't even know how to dispose of the rest. There's no way Best Buy is going to take it and you really shouldn't be dumping it in the trash.

 

[Lutfij]

I don't even know how to dispose of the rest

Hazmat suit and burying them in a lead case. Also add a note to anyone digging it up in the future to not open the contents of the case. Foot note should read: "You have been warned!"

 

[Kaamos_Llama]

and who's going to wash the dishwasher when the session is over...?

There's only farticles remaining after that, according to science.

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[JimAxel]

This post has traumatized me for life🤢

 

[Frindis]

Not to be a party pooper, but I think this thread has run its course.