You are now the last video game character you played. What do you do?

[SWard]

You are now the last video game character you played. What do you do?

Lol, I'm a sim... I guess i'm in for an easy life of alien abduction, good real estate and not being able to leave pools with no ladder.

 

[spvtnik1]

I'm me. But the year is 1900, I spent all my money on hats and a pair of Mauser pistols, and I'm trying to find out where Cripps put my camp.

 

[Armymen]

Oh boy. So where do those Counter-Terrorists camp now?

 

[Frindis]

I'm a rookie cop, trying to solve an animal murder that happened recently.

 

[I Will Haunt You]

I am cyborg bounty hunter Uul'Ra'Shaan. I just finished thwarting the Republic's plans to bolster their fleet by destroying their new advanced shipyard on Corellia. I am currently on Vaiken spacedock with the Imperial fleet waiting for transport to a ship that has people infected by some strange force disease left over by the recently defeated (by me) Sith/Zakuul emperor as one final trap in his bid for continued immortality.

 

[interfusor]

I am Tychus. I kill everything with a minigun. By that I mean I kill everything whilst using a minigun, not everything that uses a minigun.

 

[northeasternnomad]

I'm off to brew potions. Theres a monster of some sort near the well in this village. Might be a noon wraith...

 

[PioneerRaptor]

I'm a Dwarf that was exiled from Orzammar because my younger brother framed me for the murder of my older brother. Luckily, I survived the Deep Roads and lived through the joining and became a Grey Warden. I'm on a mission to save Ferelden from the Blight!

 

[indigit5l]

I'm saving the world by killing people who are trying to survive after society has collapsed. And I say F@#% a lot. *Grunts*

 

[Zloth]

Oh sweet! I'm the filthy rich owner of Money Inc., a top notch mercenary group on the galactic periphery. Also, Paradox works for me.

(Thank goodness I didn't play Stanley Parable yesterday. Or Untitled Goose Game.)

 

[Zed Clampet]

I'm a pirate who keeps clipping through the world and crashing to desktop.

 

[MacLeod]

A little old school, Arkham Asylum. One of my favorites.

 

[I Will Haunt You]

I am Tychus. I kill everything with a minigun. By that I mean I kill everything whilst using a minigun, not everything that uses a minigun.

*PULLS OUT MINIGUN*

My odds of survival have increased.

 

[Colif]

looks at his avatar... I ride sand waves all day and wonder at the mysteries

 

[bytetracker]

I am an Alliance soldier leading a group of misfits trying to save the universe from an ancient highly-advanced machine race.

 

[Mazer]

I'm a newly minted Jedi trying to find the star forge and regretting putting too many levels in scout.

That Revan guy sure sounds like trouble, glad he isn't around any more.

 

[Volley]

I'm Alex Denton from Deus Ex Invisible War, about to hook up to the Helios artificial intelligence and begin the Great Advancement, everyone will follow JC, and the world enters the utopian era.

 

[StingingVelvet]

Point Man in FEAR, so I guess I join the Navy Seals or something!

 

[Kaamos_Llama]

Welp.

I just finished Spec Ops: The Line last night. I didnt go for the happy ending.

 

[Slasken]

Looks like rain, and I'm off to clean someones frying pan.

 

[Frindis]

I am the squishy hero who finds out that brawn is better than brain.