"If you could take a video game character on a platonic date, who would it be, and where would you go?"
I would take Maureen (Full Throttle) to the Land of The Dead* to have lunch with Glottis, just so I could sit in on a conversation between them.
(* - I know, technically we'd have to be dead to go there, but I figure if I'm going on a date with a video character, I must be dead anyway.)