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[Charagma]

It is hard to share some of the funniest jokes from my own country of origin, Norway, but here I will try:

It’s about a Sami guy who got stuck in a glacier crevasse for eight days while trying to take a shortcut. The weather is hard, but the rescuers finally find him 30 meters down, and this is how it went:

Rescuers: Hello!
Sami Guy: "Hello." (Keep in mind he says his words in a very muffled voice)
Rescuers: Are you down there?
Sami guy: “I’m down here.”
Rescuers: “We’re from the Red Cross!”
Sami guy: “Cool, I’ve bought a ticket!”
Rescuers: “We’re here to save you!
Sami guy: "Ahh, that is good."
Rescuers: We’ll hoist a rope down and see if you can catch it.
Rescuers: *throws rope* Did you catch it?
Sami Guy: "It's 10 meters short."
Rescuers: Are you 30 meters down there??
Sami Guy "If Rope is 20, then I am 30 metres down here..."
Rescuers: We will be back with a longer rope!
Sami Guy "I'll wait here"
Rescuers: We will be away for a short time!
Sami Guy "Do you have any liquor?"
Rescuers: (They thought that eight days in that Icy hole, he deserves that, so they went around looking and found half a bottle of liquor)
Rescuers: "We'll throw the liquor down, be careful!
Sami Guy " Yes, I am ready!"
Rescuers: Did you catch it?
Sami Guy: Yes,...I have ice

Yes jokes can become a sticky one. I know many jokes but over the years realise I have a very "odd" sense of humour (Or so I am told). I share jokes once in a while but try and steer away from it most of the time. Also I have a language barrier so sometimes what I think I am saying is not what I am actually saying.

 

[Frindis]

@Charagma If you feel like sharing one do feel free to share if you like Come to think of it, we don't many jokes on this forums, but could be fun to hear the different jokes of different countries. Obviously, the jokes can't be super dirty or insane, but I'm sure you all know the limit.

 

[Charagma]

Yes jokes can become a sticky one. I know many jokes but over the years realise I have a very "odd" sense of humour (Or so I am told). I share jokes once in a while but try and steer away from it most of the time. Also I have a language barrier so sometimes what I think I am saying is not what I am actually saying.

Lets

@Charagma If you feel like sharing one, do not hesitate

Ok, lets test and see how bad my sense of humour is.

I was sitting in court the other day. Was involved in a motorcar incident.

Went something like this:

Judge: "In your own words can you please explain what happened"
Me: "I was driving to town listen to some music on the radio. In the subway I realised the big black mercedes benz infrot of me stopped. So I drove into the back of it. A short, a very short guy got out and walked towards my motor vehicle. I rolled down the window to speak to him. He looked angry and said "I am not happy". I was shocked and asked "So which one are you then?" Thats where the problems started.

 

[Frindis]

@Charagma, I'd say that is in the ballpark of Black Adder/Black Books humor

 

[Charagma]

@Charagma, I'd say that is in the ballpark of Black Adder/Black Books humor

I love dwarf jokes. But yes "dark humor" is the way to go.

 

[Frindis]

Light, Dark, or anything in between with or without dwarves . I feel my grammar is acting up here, but I'll let it slide.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSlfttDnurw

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCT-PImSMzs

 

[Charagma]

Light, Dark, or anything in between with or without dwarves . I feel my grammar is acting up here, but I'll let it slide.

Yes! I love Mr. Bean. Most here in my country think it is stupid, me, I am the one crawling around struggling to breath.

 

[BeardyHat]

I started posting in the audio thread. Bumped into Colif there that seems to be the only active member there. LMAO (Just kidding) Having a bit of an issue with Musescore. Well, Serious for me, small for others.

I just forget to check the other forums most of the time, probably because I can't watch or listen to much with audio. Audio would either wake my wife (like now) or call my children over (what are you watching? Can I see? Let's watch it again? What's that? Who's that guy? What's that mean? Why do they look like that?).

My sense of humor trends toward Dark, Dirty and Absurdist, I think.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Bfkc6lZok


In other news, boy I'm slow. I'm saving my wife and I like $700 on this brake job I'm doing, but it's been going for quite awhile. I finally got started on Thursday, but only ended up being able to work on it for an hour or two. Yesterday I put in about 4 hours and everything is pretty much done, just need to get things adjusted and bled, so probably another two hours or so.

 

[Charagma]

I just forget to check the other forums most of the time, probably because I can't watch or listen to much with audio. Audio would either wake my wife (like now) or call my children over (what are you watching? Can I see? Let's watch it again? What's that? Who's that guy? What's that mean? Why do they look like that?).

LMAO, yeah, I remember when my kids were still in the house. Especially when they start with "WHY?".

My sense of humor trends toward Dark, Dirty and Absurdist, I think.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Bfkc6lZok

LET ME OUT!!!!! IT'S DARK IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Bfkc6lZok

In other news, boy I'm slow. I'm saving my wife and I like $700 on this brake job I'm doing, but it's been going for quite awhile. I finally got started on Thursday, but only ended up being able to work on it for an hour or two. Yesterday I put in about 4 hours and everything is pretty much done, just need to get things adjusted and bled, so probably another two hours or so.

So everything is fixed?

Mhan you take the thing about "Happy wife, Happy Life" very serious. Me, I like living on the edge. You must remember at the alter I though "Till death due us part" was a vow, later realised it was a promise............ She now just hangs around to make sure I suffer. Divorce? She would never allow me to be that happy! and she is very clever when it comes to all sorts of poisons. Every night she prays for me. "Dear Lord, are you fetching him or should I send him to you?"

 

[BeardyHat]

LMAO, yeah, I remember when my kids were still in the house. Especially when they start with "WHY?".

They're great and all, but it can be overwhelming! And usual when they're at school, I'm motivated to work on projects so I don't watch anything.

So everything is fixed?

Mhan you take the thing about "Happy wife, Happy Life" very serious. Me, I like living on the edge. You must remember at the alter I though "Till death due us part" was a vow, later realised it was a promise............ She now just hangs around to make sure I suffer. Divorce? She would never allow me to be that happy! and she is very clever when it comes to all sorts of poisons. Every night she prays for me. "Dear Lord, are you fetching him or should I send him to you?"

Almost fixed. Still need to adjust the brakes and bleed them, then the rears will finished. My front brake parts are arriving today, so I'll need to get those done, but that'll be only like 45 minutes per side.

And I don't remember those vows! But that's because we wrote our own and true to myself, mine were like 5 paragraphs and my wife only had one paragraph. I'm just a long winded blow hard.

As for fixing stuff, I just like doing it, honestly, rather than doing it to appease anyone. I have a tendency to want to pull things apart and see how they work, which means I enjoy fixing stuff. Hence fixing the busted 3d printer my buddy gave me. A few weeks ago, I tore down my propane grill which stopped working, cleaned it up and replaced a bunch of parts to get it working again.

 

[Charagma]

They're great and all, but it can be overwhelming! And usual when they're at school, I'm motivated to work on projects so I don't watch anything.



Almost fixed. Still need to adjust the brakes and bleed them, then the rears will finished. My front brake parts are arriving today, so I'll need to get those done, but that'll be only like 45 minutes per side.

And I don't remember those vows! But that's because we wrote our own and true to myself, mine were like 5 paragraphs and my wife only had one paragraph. I'm just a long winded blow hard.

As for fixing stuff, I just like doing it, honestly, rather than doing it to appease anyone. I have a tendency to want to pull things apart and see how they work, which means I enjoy fixing stuff. Hence fixing the busted 3d printer my buddy gave me. A few weeks ago, I tore down my propane grill which stopped working, cleaned it up and replaced a bunch of parts to get it working again.

I pretty much do not have the technical know how for something like that. It must really interest me if I attempt something like that. I will pull a Wah-pedal apart and replace the button or potentio etc, but mechanical......I would probably get it apart but back together is a different story. So I think I would probably do something like that when it relates to my industry like repairing a mixing deck or audio board.

Luckily that is a "Scott" thing. "SCOTT nothing to do with the wife" so no pressure from anywhere.

We all go through a learning curve in Marraige. E.g.

Wife: "We are having visitors this weekend; will you please mow the lawn"
Me: "Yeah I will get to it"

That is usually a sign it will not get done so she phones the Garden service and it gets done and I just pay them. Lesson learned both sides. Just say "I will get to it" and they figure out a way around it" Both sides sorted.

Edit: Added it takes years of schooling. My oldest is turning 30 this year so call it 32 years of schooling.

 

[Charagma]

I pretty much do not have the technical know how for something like that. It must really interest me if I attempt something like that. I will pull a Wah-pedal apart and replace the button or potentio etc, but mechanical......I would probably get it apart but back together is a different story. So I think I would probably do something like that when it relates to my industry like repairing a mixing deck or audio board.

Luckily that is a "Scott" thing. "SCOTT nothing to do with the wife" so no pressure from anywhere.

We all go through a learning curve in Marraige. E.g.

Wife: "We are having visitors this weekend; will you please mow the lawn"
Me: "Yeah I will get to it"

That is usually a sign it will not get done so she phones the Garden service and it gets done and I just pay them. Lesson learned both sides. Just say "I will get to it" and they figure out a way around it" Both sides sorted.

Edit: Added it takes years of schooling. My oldest is turning 30 this year so call it 32 years of schooling.

Now that we spoke about mowing the lawn

The other day we drove past a house and there was a lady outside mowing the lawn. Could see she has been at it for a few hours already. I looked at the wife and said "Where did I go wrong?" Had peace and quiet in the car all the way to town and back. ...... Some food for thought

 

[Zed Clampet]

I accidentally did something pretty cool. I was combining diffusion models trying to come up with a 2-step Flux model, and I came up with one that seems to prevent LoRAs from interfering with each other. It causes them to act like a merged model instead. Now I just have to repeat it.

 

[Frindis]

My sense of humor trends toward Dark, Dirty and Absurdist, I think.

Then you'll find this hilarious . In the past I shared this with a friend that loved the Monthy Python movies, so I thought this would be right up his alley. Nope, he did not find it funny one bit. That really surprised me.

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/Z18fTcnz-aQ?si=d1vwpreHhhEaIhQR

 

[Zed Clampet]

Now that we spoke about mowing the lawn

The other day we drove past a house and there was a lady outside mowing the lawn. Could see she has been at it for a few hours already. I looked at the wife and said "Where did I go wrong?" Had peace and quiet in the car all the way to town and back. ...... Some food for thought

I severely injured my back a few years ago and haven't had surgery. I could mow the lawn, but it would probably take about 18 hours. I got a riding mower, but my wife tore it up. So I got another riding mower, but my wife tore it up. So I told her "good luck with the yard."

Whenever I let her drive the car, I scream a lot. I haven't been sleeping well, and I didn't think it would be safe for me to make a 3 hour drive (might fall asleep), so I asked her to drive. We were about halfway home, and she said, "why aren't you getting some sleep since you sleep so well in the car"? I didn't tell her it was because I was secretly co-driving and prepared to yell things like "BRAKE!" at any moment.

 

[Charagma]

I

I accidentally did something pretty cool. I was combining diffusion models trying to come up with a 2-step Flux model, and I came up with one that seems to prevent LoRAs from interfering with each other. It causes them to act like a merged model instead. Now I just have to repeat it.

In my world, we do copy and paste, but do not think we are talking about the same "Flux". The one I know is a VST instrument. Recreation is one of the hardest things. People listen to a "cover" song and do not realise how hard it is to get it like that, especially if it sounds like the original.

Hope you get it right. Me, I would just "Duplicate Player" (Dorico) and give him a new part with the same settings. LMAO

 

[Charagma]

Then you'll find this hilarious . In the past I shared this with a friend that loved the Monthy Python movies, so I thought this would be right up his alley. Nope, he did not find it funny one bit. That really surprised me.

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/Z18fTcnz-aQ?si=d1vwpreHhhEaIhQR

The word "THUD!" comes to mind. LMAO

 

[Charagma]

I severely injured my back a few years ago and haven't had surgery. I could mow the lawn, but it would probably take about 18 hours. I got a riding mower, but my wife tore it up. So I got another riding mower, but my wife tore it up. So I told her "good luck with the yard."

Whenever I let her drive the car, I scream a lot. I haven't been sleeping well, and I didn't think it would be safe for me to make a 3 hour drive (might fall asleep), so I asked her to drive. We were about halfway home, and she said, "why aren't you getting some sleep since you sleep so well in the car"? I didn't tell her it was because I was secretly co-driving and prepared to yell things like "BRAKE!" at any moment.

I drive when we together. She does not "Backseat" drive but can see her leg hitting the imaginary brakes when I am driving.

 

[Zed Clampet]

I

In my world, we do copy and paste, but do not think we are talking about the same "Flux". The one I know is a VST instrument. Recreation is one of the hardest things. People listen to a "cover" song and do not realise how hard it is to get it like that, especially if it sounds like the original.

Hope you get it right. Me, I would just "Duplicate Player" (Dorico) and give him a new part with the same settings. LMAO

It's kind of confusing, but I said I was combining diffusion models, but really I had created an environment where they should behave as though they were combined. It should still work when I actually combine them--I hope.

 

[Zed Clampet]

I drive when we together. She does not "Backseat" drive but can see her leg hitting the imaginary brakes when I am driving.

The only backseat driving my wife does is to constantly remind me of traffic laws--you know, the optional ones

 

[Charagma]

The only backseat driving my wife does is to constantly remind me of traffic laws--you know, the optional ones

Laws?

Officer: "Did you see the traffic sign indicating STOP"
Me: "Yes Officer"
Officer: "Did you Stop?"
Me: "No Officer"
Officer: "May I ask why?"
Me: "Because I didn't see you officer"

That is pretty much how the road traffic laws here work. You are only in trouble when caught. Rest of the time it is fine doing it.

 

[Zed Clampet]

They did a terrible job hiding this cave behind a waterfall.

Spoiler: LAZY

Daughter sent me this pic