Weekend Question: What loot would you drop?

[PCG Jody]

I ask the PCG staff a regular Weekend Question and post the answers on the site. If you'd like to throw in an answer here, I'll squeeze the best into the finished article!

This week's question is: What loot would you drop? On the day you finally ragdoll, what will a party of adventurers find in your pockets? Five dollars and some lint? Crafting materials and a recipe for a Razer DeathAdder? Just snacks, so many snacks? Dog treats and a roll of those little bags for picking up their poop? Wet wipes and a +1 longsword? It doesn't have to literally be whatever's in your pockets right now if you want to get creative.

 

[McStabStab]

They'd find my Steam Controller (+1 to dexterity, +1 to intelligence), a roll of clear hockey tape (+1 to agility), and a box of Sour Patch Kids (-10 to HP, +1 to happiness).

 

[OsaX Nymloth]

A "nothing really matters, void welcomes all" note. Would probably give whoever picks it up a -3 to all dice rolls, Depression debuff and have a 30% chance of turning the poor soul into nihilistic vangaurd of dread.

 

[I Will Haunt You]

My 6" pewter ankh pendant. Adds +2 to all charisma rolls with the "goth" and "wiccan" factions and a +2 to all intimidate rolls against "normies" (+4 vs Catholics). Has the side effect of causing people in game stores and comic book shops to ask "Do you play Vampire?"

 

[Frindis]

One sweaty t-shirt (-5 charisma), a Star Citizen keychain (+5 ambition), an expired credit card (-10 luck), a shopping note (-5 agility).

 

[Rensje]

I'm fairly certain I'd drop two keyrings (+5 lockpicking each), a small sack of coins, a fancy dress shirt (+1 charisma) and some breath mints (+5 speech).

 

[I Will Haunt You]

@Rensje Man, that's some OP stuff there, you using cheat codes?

 

[Rensje]

Don't tell anyone, but in my wallet I keep a tiny scrap of paper with the Konami code on it!

 

[Inspireless Llama]

If I died I perhaps would get fined for losing classified stuff.

 

[XoRn]

A slightly over toasted bagel and a pamphlet on the wonderful sport of disc golf.

 

[Rayormy]

I would drop a rare egg to hatch. What’s inside? A baby dragon, gryphon, Hippogriff, chicken or something else?! The new pet would help fight, hunt, most likely be mountable and have lots of character.

 

[Mazer]

A fork. One fork. The final fork I have to give.

 

[Avalon]

A (probably) stolen pen, the cursed "phone of horrible communication" and a pair of sneakers with -2 Speed but +2 stability when drunk. Oh, also lip balm, with no perceivable magic power what so ever ...

 

[NoselessDIO]

The fifteen Magic cards out of my latest pack, my metal tumbler I take everywhere, and my glasses, which give +1 to Perception and +100 resistance to blue light.

 

[Rivereyes]

A pink bib with a ladybug on it (+20 to Sanity), a set of Mysterious Keys and a Universe Controlling Smartphone (+10 Dominion), obviously.

 

[berroni]

Midnight Storm Desert Eagle belongs in this category!

 

[SWard]

Scifi merch! It was my birthday on friday and my mum nailed it on the gifts:

 

[Frindis]

@SWard Happy belated birthday

 

[SWard]

Thanks Weird one for sure!

 

[jasen]

A pencil, a green day t-shirt, a purple hat and a yellow star sticker saying you did your best.