I got invited to play Sea of Thieves with friends yesterday. I don't really like the game, but I like hanging out with friends, so I accepted.
So this started by having to uninstall a couple of games to make room for the 140 GB of this game. The download made my wife's WoW lag, so I had to rate limit it and it ended up taking well over 2 hours.
Then I discovered you need to login with a Microsoft account to play, but for some reason it had selected my wife's account to log in to and the button to log in to another account did not work. I ended up having to go into Windows Credential Manager to delete a specific credential to log in with my own account.
Then when I was finally in the game, I discovered it is mandatory to play through the tutorial before you can play anything else. Even if it's only 10 minutes, that's still annoying.
Finally I was able to join my friends. We raided a fort, got a whole bunch of treasure and went to an island to get some more treasure. While we were exploring some other players came along, sunk our ship and took all of our treasure. Meaning we just spent an hour for nothing.
We went out on a new ship (meaning an exact copy of the old one, you don't actually lose much when your ship sinks) and got some new treasure, which we managed to get back to a port. Now I finally had money to buy... cosmetics, which seems like the only thing you can buy with gold.
As someone who doesn't care about cosmetics, this makes finding treasure not particularly exciting. Now if the gameplay was good this wouldn't really matter, but neither the sailing nor the fighting is particularly engaging. NPCs enemies are brain dead and offer no real challenge, so it's really only fighting against other players you encounter on your travels that might be somewhat exciting.
We encountered another player's ship twice. The first time we set it ablaze in a single volley, winning instantly. The second time we spent half an hour trying to get a good angle to hit them while they kept hiding in our blind spots and taking pot shots at us. We eventually just gave up.
Yet despite all of this, I really liked hanging out with my friends and I might play more this evening.