only two weapons, em, utensils at your disposal regardless of what level you get to
Nailed the title!
First weapons require a stealth raid on a MikeDonals to snaffle a loot plastic-wrap—which gives you plastic weapons.
Mission 1: Chase 3 frozen peas around a paper plate arena, DbS—Death by Stabbing.
Level 2—metal fork upgrade available.
Mission 2: Cut 10 spaghetti strands… lengthwise.
Level 3—metal knife upgrade available, plus serious medkits scattered around.
Mission 3: Captured by Triad, gear removed, need to eat bowl of rice with chopsticks to escape.
Level 4—Straw cannon with hardened rice projectiles.
Which is just as well, cos…
We run, see if you can ketchup