Can YOU brew up a fitting game title?

[Frindis]

A CEO squeezes through your cubicle. He got a feverish look, hands shaking as his shadow eclipses your tiny desk. "Quick, I need a fitting title for my action comedy adventure sci-fi horror game!" I'm not worthy you think, but you somehow manage to choke up something remarkable, as you call it:

 

[Lutfij]

Fork-knife! These are the only two weapons, em, utensils at your disposal regardless of what level you get to!

 

[Frindis]

@Lutfij Love it! Since I love food, the utensil is a perfect match. Maybe all enemies could be food?

 

[Lutfij]

Eat vegetables first then work your way up to the potatoes and the meat!

 

[Colif]

I hate its name already, its too close to something, I can't quite put my finger on it.

The soup mini boss really tries your patience

DLC: Spork

 

[Brian Boru]

only two weapons, em, utensils at your disposal regardless of what level you get to

Nailed the title!
First weapons require a stealth raid on a MikeDonals to snaffle a loot plastic-wrap—which gives you plastic weapons.

Mission 1: Chase 3 frozen peas around a paper plate arena, DbS—Death by Stabbing.
Level 2—metal fork upgrade available.

Mission 2: Cut 10 spaghetti strands… lengthwise.
Level 3—metal knife upgrade available, plus serious medkits scattered around.

Mission 3: Captured by Triad, gear removed, need to eat bowl of rice with chopsticks to escape.
Level 4—Straw cannon with hardened rice projectiles.

Which is just as well, cos…

Boss Fight!

We run, see if you can ketchup

GG

 

[Colif]

Parents groups will hate it, kids aren't supposed to be scared of vegetables, you are only making it harder to convince them to eat any.

 

[Brian Boru]

you are only making it harder to convince them to eat any

Haven't you heard of gamification, the answer to all kid-related woes.

 

[Colif]

i get the idea but if you want to make eating vegetables a fun game, you don't have them as enemies

What is final boss? or is that spoilers?

 

[Brian Boru]

eating vegetables a fun game, you don't have them as enemies

Ahhhh…
Ok, if your kids didn't/don't turn out well, refer to this post often—until you have an epiphany.
Kids are enemies, so making veggies also enemies puts them on same page, builds rapport, gets a clean plate every time.

What is final boss?

What, ya dinna clicka da linka?

Boss Fight!

We run, see if you can ketchup

 

[WoodenSaucer]

Call of Doodie: Nature Calls

 

[ZedClampet]

Space! The Final Cold Beer

or

Sauced in Space

or

Space! Oh Sh!t, We're Gonna Die

or

The Prime Directive Sucks Balls

 

[WoodenSaucer]

The Prime Directive Sucks Balls

This one is the best. Haha

 

[Brian Boru]

Space!

Ya gotta do it like Tim:

View: https://youtu.be/3yMy7JuGpJM?t=13

 

[Frindis]

• Raiders of the last cheese
• The adamant groin critters
• George and the mindrailers
• Huskies Dance over the Moon
• Muggles: The Ultimate Directors Cut.
• Spice up the lice
• Gnuff and Puff greatest adventures on Saturn Landfills

 

[Withywarlock]

A.C.A.S.F.H.G (Action Comedy Adventure Sci-Fi Horror Game). The fact that they've come up to me of all people for a creative name tells me they don't deserve anything more creative. I'm the characters bloke, not the marketing bloke.

But that could work in a sort of ironic sense, being a comedy game. It sometimes works.

 

[Zloth]

Action comedy adventure sci-fi would be Guardians of the Galaxy. Just needs horror. Guardians of the Galaxy vs. The Mummy! If the Three Stooges can do it, so can the Guardians!

I'm the characters bloke, not the marketing bloke.

We thought you might like to "go for bloke."

 

[pathospades]

How about "Face of Evil"?

haha... took it from Zloth's signature.