Recent content by VP of Beef Ted Franks

Deus Ex: Human Revolution a couple of months ago. For the...fourth time? Something like that, between the original and the Director's Cut, across PS3, 4, and PC. I really love that game, if you couldn't tell. VP of B, TF out

I'm calling baloney sandwich on those leaks.

Hey, VP of Beef Ted Franks here. You probably remember me from the summer of 87 classic "I Just Gotta Be Me (VP of B)". Nowadays I'm sitting around the house waiting for literally nothing else except the new Elder Scrolls adventure system for the personal computer. If I had a wishlist (and I...

...is that a guess, or...?

Hey everyone, VP of Beef Ted Franks here. I'm excited for Cyberpunk 2077, and I really, really want to get into a high-speed car chase through Night City. That sounds fun and, most importantly, irresponsible. Thanks for reading.

Hello, I'm VP of Beef Ted Franks. You may know me from the "your application is pending" line on the unemployment website. In lieu of money to feed my family, I will accept a dope as heck 2070 super. VP of Beef Ted Franks OUT.